Spleen

Spleen - Goblin Alchemist
Spleen was an interesting character first introduced in P&P's first forum game. He was played by Colerel who played up this characters quirky habits and odd backstory to a comedic level.

Lore
Spleen was a creation of life produced by a Eldarin Alchemist who used a rock and a goblin tooth to imbue life in him. However, the creation was imperfect and Spleen lacked a, well, spleen. You can survive without one but the Alchemist was a perfectionist and pushed him aside along with the rest of his incomplete projects. In the following weeks the man made his fortune when he had perfected his creation of life. However, the man was arrogant and did not have the endurance for alcohol so when one of the highest of the academic society, a archmage of high class, taste and power asked him to a dinner party he had a bit of trouble. The man soon hit the sherry and became drunk beginning to spew insults and profanity at everyone in the room but most particularly the host's daughter. The archmage petrified and dragged the man away, levitating him back to his studies where he turned the man to tin foil and hurled him through the window.